Someone pointed out to me today that Google’s latest search assistance queries might not necessarily be a cup of teh-tarik for all. Look at these interesting search results I found when entering the following questions. Don’t take my word for it – try it yourself!
Google Search for : Why are Indians
Google Search for: Why are Chinese
Goggle Search for: Why are Muslims
Google is so not ONE Malaysia…
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In a recent study conducted by a group of academic professionals (a.k.a unemployed PHD holders forced to do research as a last resort), has revealed that Bimbo blogs could cause damage to the brain cells of the human body and could lead, ultimately to death by pure boredom (and in some cases suffocation by a common lack of sense).
Bimbo blogs or “BB” as they are commonly known among the more elite of bloggers have been on the rise since late 2003. On the norm, they are owned and operated by a section of females possessing the profound ability to write about nothing more than “every single god-forbidden thing that occurs in their everyday life in the most uninteresting way as possible” as quoted by Doctor Professor Surgeon Encik Mr Elias Bin Alias.
This includes (but is not limited to:)
A government funded association known as “Institut Pencegahan Anti-Bimbo” (IPAB) has acknowledged that the situation has gotten worst with the governments initiative to make IT more accessible to society. Datin Puteri Paduka Padanmuka has advised the public to be more cautious of these blogs and refrain from viewing them even when tempted by the famous “V Pose Pictures” (shown below) used by most of these BB’s to lure their victims. She has advised the public to focus their limited attention spans on more knowledgeable sites that can bring benefit to the country and most importantly – the government.
IPAB Malaysia will be working closely with anti-virus and computer security companies to release special pre-loaded versions of their applications coupled with “Bimbo-Buster”; a special add in that aims to direct readers of BB’s to more educational websites like www.1Malaysia.com and www.RTM1.com.my When interviewed, female blogger and latest addition to the BB World “Ching Ah Ling” is amendment that “Bimbo blogging is not a crime” She claims that the outcry over the emergence of BB is a political agenda created by “Fat & Ugly People” before posing for our photographer with the universal sign of bimboness.
DISCLAIMER:
The following article is a work of fiction by the creative and demented mind of the writer and bears no resembelance to any living person (we might have included some dead people -sorry!). If you take offense to the story above, you could most likely be a supporter of the Bimbo Blogs, or worst – a Bimbo Blogger yourself.
He spends his free time reading books by dead authors, listening to music by retired musicians and occasionally enjoys a round of badminton with his friends – in which he normally gets smashed silly.
A leftie by nature, Rave enjoys writing for amusement and was unfortunately born without the ability to consume spicy food – which has left sparkling rumors as to the origins of his Indian heritage.
